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Professur 04-23-2008 02:36 PM

Gunpowder comedy
 
Just a little place to gather up all your gun related jokes, video clips, and silliness ... while recognizing that getting shot is no fun at all ... if you spill your beer.



Quote:

A man once told his son that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously and lived to be 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
Your turn.

JJ_ 04-23-2008 04:36 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
:clap2:


Too bad he didn't get a Viking funeral:D


would have made a heck of a show

Twisted Avatar 04-23-2008 04:50 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
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Originally Posted by JJ ShortStroke (Post 1075305)
:clap2:


Too bad he didn't get a Viking funeral:D


would have made a heck of a show

Cracking up!! make sure all your enemies are around.


T

LiquidFactor 04-23-2008 05:24 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
and the obligitory law suit . . .
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0411061foot1.html

Twisted Avatar 04-23-2008 05:31 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
yeah ....the Glock vid is fricken classic.... God really dose have a serious sense of humor!!


And you know a law suit was bound to fly off the handle.... maybe we can dig up johnnie cochran??


T

90%RealMoney 04-23-2008 05:36 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
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Originally Posted by Sukhoi_fan (Post 1075346)
Of course there's the classic - numbnuts with his 'Glock 40' -

YouTube - DEA Agent

Yeah, that's the Government thinking for you! Too bad they figured they had to send a certain agent, to speak in front of a certain crowd, instead of sending a more qualified firearms expert!

The Shadow 04-24-2008 05:11 PM

Re: Gunpowder comedy
 
George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington�s ghost. Bush asked the ghost, �President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?� �Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,� advised Washington. With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn�t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. �Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?� Bush asked. �Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,� Jefferson answered. Bush still couldn�t sleep well, so much later, on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln�s ghost. �Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?,� Bush asked. Lincoln replied, �Go see a play.�:D


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